an attempt in sales pitching

This post is in respond to a question posed by a website, to tell them about your(my) blog in less than 140 characters or less. My attempts to create the so-called 'sales pitch' for my blog :

Attempt 1 : 1546 : 115 words :638 characters
This blog was created initially because I had some extra time at my disposal and also I needed an avenue to place all my thoughts, comments, wordy (un)creative outbursts, and also just to record those moments in my life which I wanted to keep. Then when I started going back to classes, I used this blog as means to improve my english and writing fluency. Occasionally, it becomes my postal service, sending out my 'letters' but of course, the recipients are never here to read them!
This blog is just about me, seeing things from my distorted point of view, while trying to figure how to go about doing something good to the human race.

Attempt 2: 1658 : 128 words :761 characters
Here lies the attempts of a lost soul to keep track of her sanity and record her wandering grey-matters. She tries hard to make a distinction between reality with fiction and dreams with fantasy, but more often that not, caught tangled in between these realms. Aspiring to be a better and more focused student by teaching others, she also wishes to be a better writer by increasing her writing fluidity, expanding her interests, and try hard to lessen her abusive nature towards the mechanics of the english language, she hopes she moving in the right direction by upkeep-ing this blog. Mundaneness and boredom sometimes do serve her grey matter some jail time though, when she's had been a little too pessimistic. No point affecting others with her negativity.

Attempt 3: 1717 : 45 words :216 characters
Here lies the attempts of a lost soul to keep track of her sanity and record her wandering grey-matters. She tries hard to make a distinction between reality with fiction and dreams with fantasy, but more often that not, caught tangled in between these realms.

Attempt 4 : 1723 : 25 words :133 characters
Take a cup of coffee, hide yourself in a comfortable reading spot, put some soft music on and take a plunge into this swirling hole..


p/s: many more feeble attempts to comeby. Hopefully improved, creatively :D