power on, power off

Today's one of those days which I think that perhaps, I should have a backup mode of functioning by having a POWER ON/OFF switch connected to me somewhere on myself, instead on relying on my will power, more famously known as self-discipline.

Then, each day, I would enable the back up mode before sleeping. That way, in any case if I taken hostage by Laziness upon opening my eyes in the new day, I could always just to choose to POWER ON myself and start functioning. I would be able to get up and start the day with no hassle at all. Until I'm awake enough to change to the normal mode to make the day as productive as it should have been. If my condition is very severe and needed more time for treatment, then I'll remain in this mode till as long as it takes to wake my brain. Yes, of course, I'll thread zombie like on this day in this mode, no twinkle in the eye, no humour, no response through out the day, but what the heck, at least things get done.

Maybe I could build in, in that mode, the various degree of function, something like a simple fan, first button for slowest speed, second button if you need stronger speed, and the final button for the strongest speed. My first button could be for doing things, second button for doing things a little faster, third button for the fastest, just in case of any emergency. Of course, it would be difficult to guarantee the quality of the outcome of things. Not a concern for the zombie like girl though, importantly she gets done what she's suppose to do and get done.

Wait, doesn't this sounds awfully familiar? Hasn't she gone through this mode before? Wasn't it called holding a job? sigh..I take back that I wished that, can?