if you are not too long, i will wait here for you all my life

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"If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life"
~ Oscar Wilde ~

How long is not too long?
How long can I let someone wait for me before I start to feel guilty?
So, does he wait, or does he not wait?
Can I wait as long as Mr Wilde for someone?
Can I wait for someone?
Should I wait for someone?
Is there someone out there waiting for me?
Would I want someone to wait for me?
If I wait for you all my life, would you wait for me all your life?
If I was too long, would you let me know before you stop waiting?
Will you get mad if I get distracted while waiting for you?
Will you try your best to be not too long?
Should I let you wait?
Can I go somewhere away from here, to wait for you?
Why would I want you to wait for me?
Wonder if I would be too tired while waiting for you all my life?
May I ask you be a little faster, if you are too long?
How would I know you will come?